John Kassir

John Kassir

Acting

Born October 24, 1957 · Baltimore, Maryland, USA

John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broa…

Known for

The Simpsons

The Simpsons

1989

The Simpsons

The Simpsons

1989

The Simpsons

The Simpsons

1989

NCIS

NCIS

2003

Minions & Monsters

Minions & Monsters

2026

Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty

2013

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

2000

Bones

Bones

2005

Acting(151)

2026Minions & MonstersAdditional Voices (voice)

2026The Barn Part III

2025If It BleedsChip

2024RockbottomRodney

2022Minions & More Volume 1Coffee Shop Manager (voice)

2022Post Modern MinionWaiter (voice)

2022Bugs Bunny BuildersPete Puma (voice)

2022The Wonderful Summer of Mickey MouseAdditional Voices (voice)

2022ButterBilly

2022HellblazersRick

2021Sing 2Additional Voices (voice)

2021DOTA: Dragon's BloodVahdrak (voice)

2021Flora & UlyssesUlysses (voice)

2019The Springfield ThreeNarrator

2019The Secret Life of Pets 2Additional Voices (voice)

2019The Dog Days of WinterCoffee Shop Manager (voice)

2018The GrinchAdditional Voices (voice)

2017Merry & ScaryDagobert Duck (voice)

2017The Emoji MovieAdditional Voices (voice)

2017And Then There Was EveG. Alexander

2017Despicable Me 3Additional Voice (voice)

201612 Deadly DaysNiko

2016Pete's DragonElliot the Dragon (voice)

2016The Secret Life of PetsAdditional Voices (voice)

2016To Tell the TruthSelf - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt"

2016SmotheredJohn Kassir

2015New Looney TunesPete Puma (voice)

2015MinionsAdditional Voices (voice)

2014Kahlil Gibran's The ProphetBaker / Man in turban / Donkey driver / English tourist / Wedding guest / Fisherman / Policeman 2 (voice)

2014BreadwinnersBig Dumb Monster (voice)

2013Rick and MortyBlim Blam (voice)

2013The Smurfs 2Crazy Smurf (voice)

2013Mickey MouseScrooge McDuck (voice)

2013Monsters UniversityAdditional Voices (voice)

2013Jack the Giant SlayerGeneral Fallon's Small Head

2012Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' EveThe Cryptkeeper (voice)

2012Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesDark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice)

2012A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from ParadiseMarco (voice)

2011Halloween WarsSelf - Guest Judge

2011Kung Fu Panda: Legends of AwesomenessSai So (voice)

2011The SmurfsCrazy Smurf (Voice)

2011The Looney Tunes ShowPete Puma (voice)

2011Monster Mutt

2010DC Super Friends: The Joker's PlayhouseThe Joker

2010Hot in ClevelandThe Pope

2010Nothing SpecialMarty

2009Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!Additional Voices (voice)

2009Race to Witch MountainChuck

2009CastleMr. Dreyfus

2008Random! CartoonsBone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice)

2008ChannelsWalter

2007Adventure TimeIce King (voice)

2006Nick Picks Christmas: Nickelodeon Festive TalesRaymond "Ray" Rocket (Voice)

2006American ScaryHimself / 'Cryptkeeper'

2006Casper's Scare SchoolP.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)

2006The WildAdditional Voice (voice)

2006Reefer Madness: The Movie MusicalRalph Wiley / Uncle Sam

2005Ben 10Zombozo (voice)

2005BonesLawrence Melvoy

2005Danger RangersFallbot (voice)

2005Avatar: The Last AirbenderChey (voice)

2005Dr. RageMoe Moebius

2004Soccer Dog 2: European CupQuint

2004Rocket Power: The Big DayRay Rocket (voice)

2003Joan of ArcadiaMime God

2003The Handler

2003NCISPerry Swan

2003George of the Jungle 2Rocky / Armando (voice)

2003Far From HomeWinston (voice)

2002The Wild Thornberrys MovieSquirrel (voice)

2002CSI: MiamiFarley Wheeler

2002RitualThe Crypt Keeper (voice)

2002The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy GeniusSeymour / Student #3 (voice)

2002Kim PossibleAdditional Voices (voice)

2002Rocket Power: Race Across New ZealandRaymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)

2002The Flintstones: On the RocksConcerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)

2001The Grim Adventures of Billy and MandyLord Moldybutt

2001Samurai JackScissorsmith (voice)

2001Summer of Camp CapriceWinston (voice)

2001Grounded for LifeMusgrove

2000As Told by GingerWinston (voice)

2000CSI: Crime Scene InvestigationHotel Guest

2000Buzz Lightyear of Star CommandMarl (voice)

2000The Three StoogesShemp Howard

1999The Amanda ShowCarl Klutz

1999The Brothers Flub(voice)

1999Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis CollectionCrypt Keeper (voice)

1999Rocket PowerRay Rocket (voice)

1999The Glass JarJohn

1998CharmedAlchemist

1998The Wild ThornberrysEl Gordita (voice)

1998HerculesCharon (voice)

1998Pocahontas II: Journey to a New WorldMeeko (voice) (uncredited)

1998Jelly's DayHargus

1998Love Boat: The Next WaveDmitri Shishtokovich

1998CatDogDunglap / Mervis (voice)

1998An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan IslandScuttlebutt (voice)

1997Justice League of AmericaRay Palmer / The Atom

1997Team Knight RiderPlato

1997The Visitor

1997Cow and ChickenMessenger / Asp (voice)

1997I Am WeaselMessenger / Asp (voice)

1997Johnny Bravo

1996Early EditionJersy Carpathian

1996Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted HouseCryptkeeper (voice)

1996Malcolm & Eddie

1996Bordello of BloodThe Crypt Keeper (voice)

1996Spy HardRancor Guard at Intercom

1996Dexter's LaboratoryGuy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice)

1996Encino WomanJean Michel

1996Boston CommonFrankie

1995Monster Mash: The MovieIgor

1995CyberTracker 2Tripwire

1995Dumb and DumberThug (voice)

1995The Single GuyMaitre 'D

1995Brotherly LoveCryptkeeper

1995Earthworm JimSnott / Henchrat (voice)

1995PocahontasMeeko (voice)

1995The Tale of Tillie's DragonHerman (voice)

1995Tiny Toon Night GhouleryBuster Bunny (voice)

1995CasperThe Crypt Keeper (voice)

1995SlidersArnold Potts

1995Star Trek: VoyagerGar

1995Tales from the Crypt: Demon KnightCrypt Keeper (voice)

1994FriendsStanley

1994Scooby-Doo! in Arabian NightsHaman (voice)

1994Tiny Toon Spring BreakBuster Bunny (voice)

1993Problem Child(voice)

1993Rocko's Modern Life

1993Sonic the Hedgehog

1993Tales from the CryptkeeperCryptkeeper (voice)

1993AnimaniacsBuster Bunny (voice, uncredited)

1992Hangin' with Mr. CooperPhotographer

1992The Little MermaidRats (voice)

1992Eek! The CatMittens (voice)

1991The Horror Hall of Fame IIThe Crypt Keeper (voice)

1990Dream OnChuck

1989The SimpsonsPossum (voice)

1989FMDon Tupsouni

1989Tales from the CryptLarry

1987Tour of DutyLenny Pilchowski

1987Showtime at the Apollo

1985MoonlightingPolice Detective

19841st & TenZagreb Shkenusky

1983No York City

1979The Facts of Life

Hidden DragonThe Fortune Teller (voice)